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Ladies and Gentlemen,

I gladly welcome you to the first edition of the already famous battle for the Mister or Miss Gay of the Universe title. The basic idea behind this rather arbitrary contest is pretty simple: the lady or gentlemen who persuades me - through real life actions, in their email or on their weblog - about their supreme gay status will become the proud owner of the afore-mentioned title.
The rules of the game are fairly simple. For every and any action judged gay enough in the absolutely subjective opinion of the jury (me of course), the participant can earn one point. The reason for the point earned will be described on this weblog. In the end (please note that the duration of the game depends on my not always impressive span of interest), the individual with most points takes it all and will be rewarded with a gay present from Dutch soil.
Participation in the contest is in principle voluntary, although I'm already planning to force some of you into it a bit less voluntary. Participation under a nickname is allowed, even encouraged. Some guessing will make it even more fun.

Please remember that the earlier you sign up,
the more time you will have to earn the points needed to become
MISS OR MISTER GAY OF THE UNIVERSE
and win that incredibly gay present from the Netherlands!