Thursday, November 30, 2006

So, What's on Your Schedule? (Inshallah!)

The city is busy, the shops are busy, I am busy. The typical pre-holidays rush has started and - eventhough it's stressful at times - to me it is more exciting than anything else.

This weekend I'm celebrating Sinterklaas with my parents, my brother and his girlfriend. Sinterklaas is an important celebration in the Netherlands. That is when the Dutch children's 'Santa Claus' comes to bring the presents they don't get at x-mas! I once again ripped some explanative text of another website and adapted it for my own personal use (and your 'Dutch education'!):

In the fourth century AD St. Nicholas (in Dutch called Sinterklaas or Sint Nicolaas; in German called Sankt Nikolaus) was the bishop of Myra, which is now situated in Turkey. According to the legend, he saved his town from starvation. He is also said to have revived three dead children, and to have offered gifts of dowries to poor girls. Some sources say that he died on the sixth of December in 343. In 1087 his relics were taken to Bari in Italy. It is unclear why, according to the Dutch tradition, he comes from Spain. Possibly it has something to do with the fact that St. Nicholas was the patron of sailors. In the 17th century Holland was famous for its navigation. Maybe by contact with Spanish sailors this myth began. It could also explain why St. Nicholas has Zwarte (black) Pieten to help him because the Moors dominated Spain for several hundreds of years. (Another more popular explanation for Zwarte Piet being black is that he has come down the chimneys so often that he can't wash the dirt off.) His legendary gifts of dowries to poor girls led to the custom of giving gifts to children on the eve of his feast day, 6 December. The companions of St. Nicholas (in Germany and Austria they are called Knecht Ruprecht or Krampus) show the victory over evil. Together with his Pieten he visits children to punish the evil ones and to reward the good ones. The worst punishment is to be taken to Spain in Zwarte Piet his bag out of which the good children get the sweets (called pepernoten, taai-taai, and schuimpjes) and presents. A less radical punishment is to get the roede (rod) instead of presents. Nowadays there are not much evil children any more...

A few weeks before his name day St. Nicholas comes to the Netherlands on his steamer with all his Pieten and the presents which they prepared in Spain during the year. This event can be seen on Dutch television. From his arrival in the Netherlands till his name day the children can put their shoes in front of the fireplace. During the night St. Nicholas visits all the houses by travelling over the roofs on his horse, traditionally a white/grey (called Schimmel in Dutch), and Zwarte Piet enters the houses through the chimney to put little presents in the children's shoes. Sometimes the children put straw, carrots and water near the shoe for the horse.

On the eve of his feast day St. Nicholas visits all children. After knocking on the door he gives them a bag full of presents (if they were good children). Early in the morning of 6 December, when he has visited everyone, he leaves and goes back silently to Spain, to come back next year.

Of course this event is different for adults, who don’t need the secrecy of the bag with presents deposited in the house anymore. Still, adults also celebrate Sinterklaas. A couple of weeks before they'll come together to celebrate, they put the names of all people celebrating together in a hat. Then everyone takes a piece of paper with the name on it from the hat, but does not disclose whose name he or she has taken from the hat. The name indicates whom to buy a present for. The present usually comes with a Sinterklaas poem that is written by the giver. The poem describes, in a funny way, what good or bad things the receiver has done that year. Some families also hide the present in a surprise, a homemade funny object connected with the present in which the present itself is hidden.


There are special children songs related to this festive day, which are of course played in the shops and at home. During the Sinterklaas period one eats spicy ginger speculaas or pepernoten, mild anise taai-taai in fancy doll shapes, sugar candy, fancy fruit slices or rich almond marzipan, and chocolate letters (mostly you get only the first letter of your first name). The traditional Sinterklaas drinks are Bisschopswijn (mulled wine) and hot chocolate for the children.

After this Sinterklaas weekend, my next week will be filled with some work in Belgium and appointments of the 'let's-meet-before-we-leave-the-country-for-the-holidays' kind. There will be a Club Cranium! night with Dutch seasonal food at my place, Indonesian food in Amsterdam with colleagues I&A, and my beloved 11-year old 'step-sis' will come for a 'young-lady-sleep-over' during the weekend. I hope to somehow keep up blogging on all this (somewhere between work-outs at the gym, photography class, house hold chores?!).

In the meanwhile I'm trying to fulfill upcoming holiday/end of the year duties while at work I'm steaming towards a major project deadline. Apart from juggling all mentioned above in a planning that does also include sleep, this deadline is my biggest challenge at the moment. One year ago I did not know anything about biomethane production - let alone biomethane business - and soon I am to deliver a manual explaining decision makers what the advantages, challenges, complications and implications of biomethane production, use and business in their municipality or region are... Go figure what a long way I have come in one year (yes, my research-fetish side finds this extremely exciting!)... Anyway, on the 15th of December the document goes out to the project partners for their approval, and then - in January - off to the EU experts it goes. Wow! Go go go! :)

Source of the pictures: Dutch Embassy in Canada.

Thursday Morning Office

One of the first comments directed to me after arrival in the office: "I don't want to hear any other word from your mouth until it's maté-influenced". So don't blame me for getting the whole office on maté early in the morning... ;)

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Dear Helpdesk...

I got this one from colleague M. last week. She absolutely has a sound sense of humor! The text I received was in Dutch. I have done a quick translation for the enjoyment of all. No source was mentioned in the document. Enjoy! :)

Dear Helpdesk,

A couple of years ago I changed from Fiancé 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and I noticed the program has an application that installed Baby 1.0, which takes up a lot of space on the hard drive. This application is not mentioned in the manual that comes with Wife 1.0.

In addition, Wife 1.0 auto-installs in all other programs and opens automatically with all other programs. Consequently it sabotages the correct functioning of other programs. Some programs, like PartyAllNightLong 2.5, DrinkingWithBuddies 10.9, and SoccerOnTele 16.4, do not even work anymore! On top of this there is another program (a virus?) that auto-installs itself repeatedly and starts up MotherInLaw 1.0, which causes the entire system to bog down and messes up Wife 1.0’s functioning completely.

It is impossible to abort the program, which is very annoying, in particular when I want to use SexOnSundayMorning 3.0. It seems that certain elements of this program now have permanent bugs. For example the command C:\SexOnSaturdayEvening.exe cannot be activated anymore.

I’m considering to revert to Fiancé 7.0, but de-installing Wife 1.0 seems an incredibly complicated process and I’m not sure what the consequence will be for other programs like Baby 1.0, which - I have to admit - pleases me a lot. Can you help me?

A Discouraged User.


Dear User,

Your complaint is frequent among users and is usually based on a wrong perception. A lot of users upgrade from Fiancé X.0 to Wife X.0 with the idea that this is but a leisure and relaxation program. On the contrary, Wife X.0 is much more than just that.

It is an integral operation system, designed to control and manage all your applications. It is virtually impossible to abort Wife 1.0 and to downgrade to Fiancé 7.0, because from now on Fiancé 7.0 will always act very similarly to Wife 1.0.

The same goes for MotherInLaw X.0. This kind of older-generation programs is an adaptation from Woman 1.0 and is often incompatible. However, MotherInLaw X.0 resists modern viruses badly. The application will be affected quickly and will eventually cease to exist.

A considerable number of users have tried to format the hard disk and install Fiancé+ or Wife 2.0, but this can lead to serious complications (see Alimentation and Co-parenthood in the manual). Also of importance is not to switch immediately to Wife 2.0 in case you decide to install Fiancé 2.0. Wife 2.0 is even more problematic and less compatible than Wife 1.0. Finally, the versions Wife 3.0 and Wife 4.0 are only for experienced and specialised users. These are very expensive and we do not recommend them to normal users.

In case all these systems fail we suggest you try Bachelor 1.0 or Trio 5.3. The preference is, however, to continue using Wife 1.0 and be very careful with it. Personally I have been using Wife 1.0 for years now and I have benefited greatly from consulting FAQ and Frequent Mistakes in the manual. Wife 1.0 is a highly sensitive program and immediately switched to security-mode in case of mistakes. One has to be extremely careful in handling this program for any bug is inevitably caused by the user.

The solution often comes with the command C:\Sorry.exe, to be used as soon as a bug appears. Try to avoid using Escape and Backspace for after these only C:\Sorry.exe\Flowers\All can get the program functioning again and – as you most probably know – frequent use of this command is harmful.

Wife 1.0 is an interesting program, but can lead to high costs in case of incorrect use. Therefore we recommend you to buy its extensions Flowers5.0, Jewellery 3.0 and WeekendOutOfTown 2.3. You can also benefit greatly from YesHoney 14.7 and YouAreRightSweetheart 8.0. You can download these programs on the Internet and their results are considerable.

Warning!
Never install TonightIHaveMyFriendsOver 4.6, SecretaryInMiniSkirt 3.3 or GirlFriend 1.0! These programs do not function in the Wife 1.0 environment and will cause irreversible damage to your system.

To get C:\SexOnSaturdayEvening.exe functioning you are advised to carry out some other commands first, for example C:\GetHerDrunk.exe or C:\PearlNecklace.exe.

For any remaining questions feel free to call the help desk: 0800-WhatDidIGetMyselfInto? (1,50 euro/min.)

Good luck!
The Helpdesk

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Wha's up?!

So, wha's up in tha life of Sanne?! Time for a little update I think...
Last week The Book Club held its first session over brunch. The Book Club is an initiative by Anna, who uses this women-only meetings (okay, her boyfriend had breakfast at the counter while we occupied the table) to provide us with yet another way to combat We-Have-But-Superficial-Meetings-in-which-We-Only-Complain-and-Talk-about-Material-Things-Mode, because that seems to be one of the major risks of participation in the Working World...
In typical Sanne fashion I first pooh-poohed the idea, in particular because I had to read The Zahir by Paolo Coelho in order to participate. I don't like Coelho's writings. Well, that's the stance I held until I read the afore-mentioned book. Maybe I do like his work after all. Once past the first page of the book I was sold! No matter my pooh-pooh-reaction, Anna still decided that I would be a member of The Book Club. And let's be honest, giving me homemade buttermilk biscuits with double Devon cream and Bonne Maman jam for brunch will make me turn up for whatever book whomever would like to discuss. ;) It was a funny little Book Club meeting though. I'm not completely sure if I'm convinced about the whole idea already, but some more brunches or tea gatherings might do the trick... :)

In the meanwhile things are more or less on the move at work. I'm not sure if they're moving in the right direction though. It's all sort of vague and I do have my doubts. For strategic reasons I still will not write too much about it. The one-year contract I signed last year does end in January and, if finances allow for it, negotiations should be upcoming.
That does not mean that I am not thinking ahead on other roads... Lately, I have had a lot of exciting plans pop up in my head. Unfortunately, these all have to do with spending money rather than earning it. Ehm, welcome in the Land of Dreams, Sanne... Gotta find a little money tree somewhere. :)

Finally, the newest trend at the office is maté, the Latin American drink made from the yerba maté plant. My to-hell-with-balance-inclination decided I like this tea so much that I have sort of converted to being Argentinian for the spirit that goes with this drink. I particularly like this description from Your Texas Chamigo (whoever that might be):

Drink maté four five times a day, for breakfast, midmorning, after lunch, after supper and late in the evening. If going out on a trip, get yourself a thermos with hot water and carry the maté with you. If driving, train your co-pilot to serve or cebar maté while you enjoy the driving.
In Argentina most of us carry maté equipment in our car when traveling that consist of: A stove furnace, a stainless steel or aluminum kettle, a thermos, a package of yerba maté of your preference, a gourd or two (just in case), a bombilla or two (just in case), a bottle with plenty of fresh water to heat, a pot of sugar (if you like sweet maté), and matches. America has wonderfull and beautiful rest areas built on its highways all accross the nation. To stop on a Large Trip , heat some water, and either drink some matés there or keep going will shorten the trip like you cannot imagine! Now after this humble advise, enjoy and be healthy and happy!
Hilarious! It's less than a month till Departure Day to the States for me and I foresee some long drives through the snowy Mid-West. Since I cannot drive the car I'll make myself useful by perfecting the art of cebar maté until I'll get yelled at for the enormous number of toilet breaks this will provoke! Em & Rob, don't say I did not warn you!
However, until departure I'll fuel my newest addiction at work and at home. While my new gourd is curing, I'm currently using my new little flowers cups (see picture) and just forget about the worries of the day. Another serving, please... :)

Friday, November 17, 2006

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

We're Not Your Girl!

Gentlemen, now that we're on the gender divide path, please let me jot down a little observation on some vocabulary use you have confronted me with lately.

I'm sure that you all, at some point, have come across two blacks (yes, yes, not pc -don't refrain from calling me leche-leche) greeting each other with a hartfelt "Yo, Nigga!". That's fine, isn't it? No problem when blacks refer to each other with 'nigger'; just don't even think about doing that yourself - way too leche-leche or cafe-con-leche and, most of all, too much colonial history for that!

Now, this mechanism goes for the use of the term 'girl' too. Any female individual above age 18 you encounter, you refer to as a 'woman', maybe a 'lady' if you prefer. And in case you're not sure about her age, just stick with 'young woman' or 'young lady'. That will do...

Women can have GIRRRRLS-parties, engage in GIRRRLS-talk, do GIRRRRLS-stuff, or be GIRRRLS. They can refer to each other with a heartfelt 'GIRL', but this 'diminutive' is reserved for use between women only. Feel free to refer to your little seven-year old sister as a girl. That's what she is. But the women you work with in your office, they don't engage in girls' talk. The female secretary in the office of clients you visit is definitely not a nice girl. She might be a nice woman though. And the woman you fancy, is not a girl. Or are you planning some serious down-dating?!

After centuries of imposed male supremacy, women it will be...
Well, for you at least.

Dudes, Wake Up!!! It's Apple Picking Time!!!

Unfortunately I don't know what the source of the image is. I'm sure it was made by a woman though. Today I received this one from my beloved chocolately friend Klara and it couldn't be better timed. She knows how the story goes, over and over again. In the end it's just the same old tale...

Klarka, I'm letting myself be rocked by gentle winds rustling the leaves of our tree and I'll just be. Patience seems to be the supreme female skill...

Sunday, November 12, 2006

A bit Blue... Adding some Pink...


Experiencing some tristesse here. The work-related situation I described some time ago has neither ameliorated, nor has any clarity been provided to my co-workers and me 'from higher hand'. I know that all this sounds vaguely descriptive. I'm afraid that - in order to avoid judicial complications - 'sort of vague' is what it has to be at the moment. I do not necessarily want to get dooced, but I still like you to have an idea of what is going on in my life. At work tensions build up, worries spread like oil leaks from a tanker that hit the iceberg we only see that little tip of.

Everyone at work reacts to this situation differently. The good thing is that in our little team we're generally very supportive of each other and that this situation has led us to grow closer together, meaning that we stand stronger now. Every dark cloud has its silver edge is what they say then, isn't it? Of course, and despite holding our breath awaiting what is coming up, precautionary steps are being taken. We're intelligent young women after all...

For me, the above is currently determining a lot of what I am doing as well as what I am able to do. Actually not only for me, but for my colleagues as well. It's a situation that throws all of us back and forward between different feelings ranging from self-empowerment to anger, but emotionally draining and leading to occasional watersheds is what it is in the end.

However, I'm putting in effort to add color to this big dark blue. Last weekend my self-declared 'big little sister' turned eleven years old on the eleventh of the eleventh month. I honored this very special moment, as well as her changing from a girl into a young teenager, by baking her a "cake in young ladies' style" as she desired to have it:


Saturday, November 04, 2006

Remco's Visiting

Saturday morning, just before twelve, my phone rings. It's Remco who will be at my place around at twelve approximately, at least that's what he had said to me...

R: "Hey, it's me. Guess why I'm calling..."
S (swiftly): "Well, either you're downstairs in front of my door, or you're still at home."
R: "You know me well, don't you? So just choose the most likely one of the two options."
S (without any further hesitation): "You're still at home."
(Both laugh) R. continues (relieved): "It's really so much easier when I don't have to say it myself."

No matter, Remco doesn't become less of a friend for being late. I know it is part of the Remco package; it comes included... and also part of the Remco-deal is that we always have a good time without things having to be complicated for it to be good. This is how we hung out on my balcony in June:


And this is how we continue good habits now in my living room in November:


We spent our time playing kalaha (the game is soooo addictive) and had a great time:

Friday, November 03, 2006

Throwing myself a Pity Party

I think the autumn storms and – even more so – all the coughing and sneezing people I daily encounter on the train have helped to transform me into a suitable host for some malignant microbes. I’m ill at home… Preventive measures on Wednesday and Thursday apparently did not help. Today, after a night of bizarre dreams while tucked away underneath three comforters, I was up for two hours, the time my body needed to decide it could do with four more hours of sleep. And now that I have established that I have no nice email today, my cranberry juice and I are off to bed again. For some more sleep, I guess…

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Get(ting) Real!