Marie

I'm afraid that I made my début as a prank caller today. One of my friends is bothered by a stalker who calls or sends her a text message regularly. Understandably she gets upset because of this from time to time. During the past days it has become clear that this 'joke' is possibly carried out by more than one person. Or maybe the awful text messages and today's miserable call are unrelated, but barged into her life together with sick coincidence.
No matter which option is the right one, today a certain Abdul was stupid enough not to hide his mobile phone number while making a fucked-up call to my friend. Shouldn't do that. Abdul should have known he'd get shit for this. I first tried to track Abdul's family name down via the Internet, but unfortunately that did not work. Then I came up with a nice idea: prank call the prank caller. So 'Marie' has been calling Abdul tonight from a hidden number. And Abdul turns out to be a very, very pathetic man, because when 'Marie' calls, pretending to have dailed the wrong number, he does not even want 'Marie' to hang up on him and asks her to stay on the phone. Of course that urged 'Marie' to hang up on him several times in one evening.
And all we need now is an Arab with a Saoudi accent. Without too much doubt Abdul has an Arab background and, as any good Arab, he surely knows not to fuck around with the Saoudis. So the next time he bothers my friend, he should not get 'Marie' on the phone again. We'll send him an Arab with a clear Saoudi accent. Abdul is totally going to shit his pants et tant mieux. Damn, I'm so wishing I could speak Arabic with a Saoudi accent now...